Can't you imagine it? If James and Lily were alive when Harry and Ron crashed the Ford Anglia into the Whomping Willow and the next day Harry gets a Howler and the whole Gryffindor table would be like 'Oh he's going to get chewed out' and then the Howler explodes and it's full of effusive praise. 'HARRY POTTER, THAT WAS TRULY INSPIRED. CRASHING A CAR INTO A TREE. NOT EVEN PADFOOT WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. YOU'RE LIVING UP TO THE MARAUDER BLOOD THAT RUNS THROUGH YOUR VEINS.'
AND HARRY SITS THERE TRYING NOT TO SMILE AS HE HEARS LILY IN THE DISTANCE GOING “NO JAMES NO, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING HIM HE IS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.”
"LiLY DON’T GET IN THE WAY OF TRUE INHERITANCE."
AND RON’S LIKE “HARRY I HATE YOU SO MUCH”
They’re part of the ‘adulthood starts at 30’ generation
— And in one line community sums up my entire generation (via scooty-mccall)
Oh Captain, Which Captain?
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
The king is dead! Long live the king!
Joshua Bronaugh (b. Würzburg, Joshua Bronaugh) - Untitled Paintings: Oil
how many versions do you think these idiots went through before they landed on “i solemly swear that i’m up to no good” and “mischief managed” as their mottos
"Collect your tears
& shoot ‘em down
even giants hit the ground”
play this video at my funeral
the secret history characters (2,3/6): camilla and charles macaulay
“What do you and Henry need a secret code for?”
“It’s not a secret.”
“Then why didn’t you tell me?”
“Charles, don’t be such a baby.”